Daniel: Are you seeing anyone?
Lando: Oh wow uhhm i-uhh n-
Daniel: because you should really see a therapist.
Lando:
Daniel: Are you seeing anyone?
Lando: Oh wow uhhm i-uhh n-
Daniel: because you should really see a therapist.
Lando:
Lando: I miss hiiimmmmmm
Alex:
George: Look we get it but i don’t think you can say that whilst literally sitting on his lap
Lando: i love him a lot aswellllllll
Alex: are you just pretending he’s not here- what is happening???
Daniel: hes been doing this for like five minutes already
Lando: Dannnnyyyyyyy
Daniel: my legs hurt
Lando:
Charles: All im saying is, that it could be worse.
Lando: You literally broke the most expensive thing he owns
Charles: OkaY No ThAT WoulD Be HiS CaR
Lando: …just go hide
Max: WHAT THE FU-
Lando: Okay so what you’re going to do now is-
Oscar: i broke it
Lando: wha- but we just started???
Oscar:
Oscar: its on fire
Lando: HOW????
Daniel: why is it so hot in here?
Oscar: the kitchen’s on fire
Lando: OMG WHAT???WILL SOMEONE PLEASE JUST CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT?????
Daniel: jeez chill im on it
Lando:
Lando tired: Danny why are u in the kitchen this early?
Daniel: heard the neighbours playing Bad romance on the radio
Lando:
Lando: And you didn’t think of waking me for our gracious queen?????
thx for the tag @knlfebitch
my top five favourite songs of the moment in no particular order are:
idk who to tag so whoever sees this give me ur top five!!!
[Lando showing daniel something about the computer]
Lando: so u got the basics?
Daniel: yeh, just quick question,
Daniel: Are you sitting on F5? Because that ass is refreshing.
Lando: ….
Lando: Are you a software update? Because not right now
Daniel: I want us to get married.
Lando: to whom?
Daniel: to us
Lando: marry us to who?
Daniel: us married to us
Lando: that makes no sense
Lando: what do you mean?
Daniel: oh my- NEVERMIND
Lando: JUST ASK ME PROPERLY YOU ASSHOLE
Lando: I will pay you to stab me with that knife
Max: how much?
Lando: $10
Max:…make it $5
George: Lewis, you're one in a million!
Alex: That means there are 67 of you in the UK
Lando, nodding: Find yourself
Alex: Start an army
George: Overthrow the government